my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me.
Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!
THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE
YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS
SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM
HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY
HIS PROFILE PICTURE WAS HIM AND HIS “SISTER” AND HIS “DOG NAMED CHIP” PHOTOSHOPPED INTO MERMAIDS
HIS STATUSES MADE NO SENSE
BUT LOOK AT THE REACTIONS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Ahah I am tempted to look him up on Facebook now… ;-;
IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO SHAVE UR LEGS WITHOUT MISSING A SPOT THATS MY QUESTION FOR THE UNIVERSE
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
I would but it would result in me yelling in their faces… Aren’t I just so sweet? c: